If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Child pornography

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Why are Capri cigarettes so expensive?

Terroristic threats

False advertising

Threats of violence

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

Insider trading

Trade secrets

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

Fraud

And much, much more.

Conspiracy

What habits do happy couples have?

Perjury

Revealing classified information

Revenge porn

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

HIPAA violations

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

No freedom is absolute.

Insurrection